louislumbarcurve:

imaginehanniballecter:

not to sound like jane austen or anything but if ur fic is labelled slow burn those two fucks better not even touch pinkies until like chapter 57 by the time they are even in a room alone together i want to be half dead of blueballs and i want their heated gazes to revive me im js 

why would you say “not to sound like jane austen” and then quote her directly